what a lame weekend. well, it started off good at least. for some odd reason i can't seem to wake up early anymore. must be getting old.

yamz takes me to pj's to pick up my nsx and man does it look good. not tooting my own horn, but pj and nelson did a great job on it. it's to the point that i'm scared to drive it. we go to will's and hang out w/ the laws then eat way too much for lunch. i fix some messed up bulbs in the back of my car while yamz and will repair my wobbling side mirror. my biggest concern at this point is how i'm gonna get into the garage. the car is low, but not that low. however, my garage driveway has all these funky angles. i pull in the flattest side and creep up slowly as close as i can get to the gate track, pull the e-brake, get out and on the floor to check. still some space. get halfway back in, left foot out of the car, door open, right foot on the brake, and right hand on the e-brake. i let off the e-brake and the car rolls forward and i'm slamming on the brakes n nothing is happening. i yank up the e-brake and look down. i'm such an idiot. my foot was on the clutch. i get out again, down, and i'm like 1/2 an inch from ripping my entire bumper off starting from the downforce lip and would have nobody to blame but myself. so i get back in, back up, and try to cut it hard left. slowly, same result. back up again. try backing in, but came in too straight and heard a little fiberglass to concrete action. sat there, blocking traffic. my neighbors must hate me, pull out again. come at an agressive angle backwards and back the car in. my goodnesss. howard sent me this video on friday and it reminds me of my life now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzbSFK14AD4&mode=related&search

today. the clips lose a "give me" game that would have helped them clinch the playoff 8th seed. i want to say that chris kaman truly sucks. he's a totally useless basketball player and i hope someone accidentally shoots him when he goes hunting in the off season, which is gonna come up a lot quicker than i thought at this point. he has zero work ethic like the typical idiot co-worker that slacks off all the time and has everyone else cover for him. NOBODY 7ft tall should miss that many layups. under 45% is horrible for someone that close to the rim. he must hold the record for bricking shots off the side of the backboard. the clips need to have a midnight party w/ soap bars in pillow cases for this moron ala full metal jacket. i normally wouldn't bother talking about someone i hate, since i'm sick of it happening to me, but the clips raised their season ticket prices so they could cover this *** $52mill contract. so it directly affects me and my family. you officially suck, kaman. your new nickname is the Useless. get used to it, sucka. you make me sick.